McDonald's.

*Hearing some coughing from the back seat*

Me: "Are you okay, Keni?"
Kenley: "The McDonald's would make me feel better."

Livery.

Me: "You should be getting some books in the mail soon."
Kenley: "It'll be a special livery!"

I Love You.

Me: "Kenley, I love you."
Kenley: "Yeah, you love me all the time."

App Store.

*After seeing a commercial for a Disney game...*

"I want that from the App Store. For me."

Cat hair.

Me: "What are you eating?"
Kenley: "Nothin'."
Me: "Kenley, don't lie. I can see you chewing on something. What is it?"
Kenley: "I'm eatin' cat hair."

Hungry.

"Mom, I'm hungry. I want a cold hot dog in my hand."

Loop.

Me: "Can I have a Dora fruit snack?"
Kenley: "Absolooply."

Just One.

Kenley: "Mom, do you have a baby in your belly anymore?"
Me: "No, not anymore. That baby was Adley, remember? Am I allowed to have another baby in my belly again?"
Kenley: "Yeah, but just one baby. Not two babies."
Me: "Oh, so only one baby then?"
Kenley: "Yeah. Jade is one, Ivan is two. Just one baby."

Not carin'.

*While scolding her about something...*

"I'm not carin' anymore!"

Peed.

"Ooohhh, I just peed a little bit Daddy."

Lovely.

"Can we put that coin in Adley's piggy bank? It would be lovely."

Jerk.

"Mom, I love you. You're not a jerk."

No pop.

"Dad, Mom said no. She said I can't have pop. So Dad, can you get me some pop?"

Talkin'.

"You're always just talkin'."

Quiet down.

"Mom, why are you singin'? You can quiet down and not sing."

Ice cream.

*While eating ice cream..."

Kenley: "Ohh, I feel like this." *clamps hand to forehead*
Daddy: "Oh, you probably have an ice cream headache."
Kenley: "Ohh, I got a headache. I gotta lay down in the cage."

(The cage is the baby's play yard.)