Tree Frogs.

*After seeing tree frogs on Sesame Street...*

Kenley: "Mom, what do tree frogs do?"
Me: "They live in trees."
Kenley: "So they're all like, 'I'm a frog and I live in a tree?'"
Me: *laughs* "Yup, I guess so."

Not happy.

In response to me taking the decorations off of the Christmas tree...

"Why you doin' that? You wreckin' my tree! I'm not gonna be very happy!"