Baby Bone.

*Kenley spies the barley teething biscuits up in the cabinet...*

"Mom, you gotta give Adley a baby bone."

You're weird.

"Dad, I love you, but you're weird."

Hair pull.

Me: "Kenley, sit down, please."
Kenley: "Serious? Do I need to pull your hair?"

New boobies.

*Kenley picks up a bra I'd just bought...*

"Mom! Its your new boobies, mom! You got new boobies!"

Don't touch.

Me: "Don't touch the fan please."
*Points at me with both pointer fingers while thumbs are touching*
Kenley: "You're not gonna spank my butt...   ever."

I'll wait.

Kenley: "Mom, will you get my Dora movie?"
Me: "Hold on, let me finish going pee."
Kenley: "Okay, I will stand right here and wait."

Silly.

Me: "Do you want to watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
Kenley: "I don't want to. It's real silly."