jack's butt.

*While discussing out dinner of pork butt roast...*

Kenley: *whispering* "Mom. We're gonna eat Jack's butt. Hehehehehehe"

Bum Cream.

Kenley: "I need bum cream."
Me: "You need bum cream?"
Kenley: "Because I got hair in my butt."

Bath.

*After slathering herself head to toe in butt cream...*

"Definitely need to take a bath."

Problem.

"I got a problem. It's under my butt."

Don't touch.

Me: "Don't touch the fan please."
*Points at me with both pointer fingers while thumbs are touching*
Kenley: "You're not gonna spank my butt...   ever."

Tickles.

Me: "What are you digging in your butt for?"
Kenley: "Because it tickles."

Butt.

 *Fishes around in pants*

"Let me look in my butt, mom.  There's a boo boo in there.  Let me look in there with my hand."

Kiss This.

"Oh, I feel better now.  You want to kiss my butt, Mama?"