jack's butt.

*While discussing out dinner of pork butt roast...*

Kenley: *whispering* "Mom. We're gonna eat Jack's butt. Hehehehehehe"

drink my dinner.

When Kenley caught Mom consuming a bottled adult beverage...

"Are you drinking your dinner from a bottle?"

dinner time.

Me: "Kenley, are you ready to eat?"
Kenley: "No."
Me: "Well, it's dinner time."
Kenley: "I'm ready now."

Poop Dinner.

*Daddy is outside raking up dog poop while the grill is heating up. Kenley yells to him out the window...*

"Dad! Why you cookin' the poop dinner!?"

Cereal & Cupcake.

Me: "What should we have for dinner, Kenley?"
Kenley: "How 'bout cereal...  and a cupcake!"