Turd Floor.

Kenley: "Oooh! Oh! I left a big turd! I'm so sorry about that! I'm so sorry!"
Daddy: "In the toilet?"
Kenley: "No! On the floor!"
Daddy: "So you pooped your pants then?"
Kenley: "No!"
Daddy: "So you're saying you pooped the floor?"

Poop Dinner.

*Daddy is outside raking up dog poop while the grill is heating up. Kenley yells to him out the window...*

"Dad! Why you cookin' the poop dinner!?"

Baby Poop.

"I smell baby poop. Yuck! Can you change Adley's diaper?"

Lunch time.

Daddy: "Here you go, here's your lunch right there."
Kenley: "I gotta go pee and poop first."

Fwosty.

*Looks in the toilet after pooping*

"There's Fwosty the Snowman in there!"

Poop Outside.

Me to the dog: "You need to go outside or what?"
Kenley: "I need to go poop outside."

I'm Done.

"DAD!  I'M DONE!  COME WIPE MY BUTT!  I POOPED!"

Pooped.

After using the potty...

"Empty my poop, dad."

Poop.

"I got dog poop.  You gotta take my shoes off!!"

Twee Turd.

Kenley comes screaming through the kitchen en route to the potty...

"I gotta go poop, Gwamps!"

I'm in the bathroom getting ready to wipe her butt, and she turns around and looks in the toilet:

Kenley: "I poop a man turd."
Me: "Oh, you did, hey?"
Kenley: "No, I poop a twee turd."
Me: "A tree turd? Does it look like a tree?"
Kenley: "Yup."
Exits bathroom.

(It did kinda look like a twee tree.)

Man Turd.

"I pooped a man turd."