Turd Floor.

Kenley: "Oooh! Oh! I left a big turd! I'm so sorry about that! I'm so sorry!"
Daddy: "In the toilet?"
Kenley: "No! On the floor!"
Daddy: "So you pooped your pants then?"
Kenley: "No!"
Daddy: "So you're saying you pooped the floor?"

Microphone.

Kenley: "Daddy! Daddy! Did you see my microphone?"
Daddy: "No, what microphone?"
Kenley: "Did you see my microphone?"
Daddy: "No...?"
Kenley: "In the toilet!"
*Daddy rushes to the bathroom, expecting to find her toy microphone in the toilet...*
Kenley: *points in bowl at a turd that looks like a microphone* "Look! It's my turd microphone!"

Twee Turd.

Kenley comes screaming through the kitchen en route to the potty...

"I gotta go poop, Gwamps!"

I'm in the bathroom getting ready to wipe her butt, and she turns around and looks in the toilet:

Kenley: "I poop a man turd."
Me: "Oh, you did, hey?"
Kenley: "No, I poop a twee turd."
Me: "A tree turd? Does it look like a tree?"
Kenley: "Yup."
Exits bathroom.

(It did kinda look like a twee tree.)

Man Turd.

"I pooped a man turd."