Don't Follow Me

Kenley: *gives "one second" finger* "I will be right back to drink my pop"
Me: "Oh, where are you going?"
Kenley: "I'm going potty. Don't follow me, okay?"

Fwosty.

*Looks in the toilet after pooping*

"There's Fwosty the Snowman in there!"

Pee Run.

"I need to pee.  I need to run."

I'm Done.

"DAD!  I'M DONE!  COME WIPE MY BUTT!  I POOPED!"

Pooped.

After using the potty...

"Empty my poop, dad."

Twee Turd.

Kenley comes screaming through the kitchen en route to the potty...

"I gotta go poop, Gwamps!"

I'm in the bathroom getting ready to wipe her butt, and she turns around and looks in the toilet:

Kenley: "I poop a man turd."
Me: "Oh, you did, hey?"
Kenley: "No, I poop a twee turd."
Me: "A tree turd? Does it look like a tree?"
Kenley: "Yup."
Exits bathroom.

(It did kinda look like a twee tree.)

Man Turd.

"I pooped a man turd."