wetness.

After our wet dog brushed past her...

"Hey! You putted wetness all over me, Bruno!"

woodpecker lips.

While playing with the dog and his chew toy...

"Do you think I'm tougher than woodpecker lips?! OH YEAH!"

that's great.

After the dog sneezed on us...

"Thanks for sneezin' on my people, Bruno. That's great."

my life.

After staying home from school sick and our dog getting loose outside...

"This is just my life. This is not my life. We don't have a dog anymore."

Poop Dinner.

*Daddy is outside raking up dog poop while the grill is heating up. Kenley yells to him out the window...*

"Dad! Why you cookin' the poop dinner!?"

Crazy.

"Oooooooh! That dog'sa gonna make me crazy! He is!"

That Dog.

Me: "Bruno, get out of my face! What do you want?"
Kenley: "Ugh. That dog."

Dog.

Standing on the back of the couch watching the dog outside...

"Who let the dogs out, who who?"

Poop Outside.

Me to the dog: "You need to go outside or what?"
Kenley: "I need to go poop outside."