drink my dinner.

When Kenley caught Mom consuming a bottled adult beverage...

"Are you drinking your dinner from a bottle?"

drink wind.

*Kenley gets out of bed and comes downstairs while I'm playing Xbox*

Kenley: "Mom, what are you doing?"
Me: "I'm playing an adult game, and if I had some, I'd drink some wind, too. You need to go to bed."
Kenley: "But...  I want to play a game, and drink wind, too!"
Daddy: "Maybe tomorrow when you get home. Er...wait, no wine for you."

Goin' Store.

Kenley: "I'm goin' to the store, do you want anything?"
Me: "How about just a peanut butter sandwich."
Kenley: "They don't have any."
Me: "Oh, they don't? How about some bananas?"
Kenley: "And some wind?"
Me: "Sure, some wind would be great."

Adult.

Kenley: "Mom, are you a girl?"
Me: "Yes."
Kenley: "And is Dad a boy?"
Me: "Yup."
Kenley: "And are you an adult?"
Me: "Yup."
Kenley: "And Dad is an adult?"
Me: "Yes."
Kenley: "So do you drink wind?"
Me: "Yep. It's an adult drink."
Kenley: "I don't like that stuff."

Wind.

*While watching Handy Manny…*

"When I get bigger, I'm gonna build. And drink wind."

(Wind=wine)