pajama drawer.

Me: "Do any of the other kids in your class have an Elf on the Shelf?"
Kenley: "No. I wonder if he has a pajama drawer."
Me: "A pajama drawer?"
Kenley: "Yeah, because when the sun goes down, the moon comes up, and he puts his pajamas on and goes to bed."

drink wind.

*Kenley gets out of bed and comes downstairs while I'm playing Xbox*

Kenley: "Mom, what are you doing?"
Me: "I'm playing an adult game, and if I had some, I'd drink some wind, too. You need to go to bed."
Kenley: "But...  I want to play a game, and drink wind, too!"
Daddy: "Maybe tomorrow when you get home. Er...wait, no wine for you."

Bed Time.

"Guys? Guys! It is WAY past your bed time."

Credit.

During a discussion about healthy habits...

Kenley: "I go to bed, I drink water, I eat my food, I take naps, I brush my teeth."
Me: "Yeah, you're pretty good at all of those, but I don't know if I can give you credit for taking naps."
Kenley: "Well what can you give me a credit for?"

Other Side.

Kenley: "I want to lay down at the other end."
Me: "Why? I just made your bed all nice for you."
Kenley: "Because I want to see everything there is to see from the other side."

Wipe my nose.

Kenley: *waving finger at me* "I need to wipe my nose real quick."
Me: "No, stay out of the wipes. Leave the wipes alone."
Kenley: "Serious? You need to go to bed."

Merry Christmas.

Me: "Tell everyone 'Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!'"
Kenley: "Merry Christmas everyone! Go to bed!"