jack's butt.

*While discussing out dinner of pork butt roast...*

Kenley: *whispering* "Mom. We're gonna eat Jack's butt. Hehehehehehe"

pepperonis.

Kenley: "Mom, can I have some more pepperonis?"
Me: "No, you don't need anymore."
Kenley: "But since I spotted them, can't I have another one?"

ramen.

"If you don't buy any more Ramen noodles, it will break my heart."

crackers.

"I don't want the crackers that make your voice taste bad."

take this.

 After Dad tells her to quiet down and eat...

"I'm not gonna really take this."

dinner time.

Me: "Kenley, are you ready to eat?"
Kenley: "No."
Me: "Well, it's dinner time."
Kenley: "I'm ready now."

Mohawk.

Kenley: "My belly's gonna be full as a mohawk."
Me: "A mohawk?"
*shakes head*
Me: "What's a mohawk?"
Kenley: "When your belly's really full from eatin' lots of dinner."

My Bad.

Kenley: "What are you eatin'?"
Me: "Cereal."
Kenley: "It's not cereal, it's Captain Crunch!"
Me: "My bad."
Kenley: "No, you're my mom. And you're not bad."

i ate it.

Me: "Why do you smell like perfume, Kenley?"

Kenley: "Cuz I ate it."

Me: "You ate perfume?"

Daddy: "It was deodorant."

Me: "You ate deodorant?"

Kenley: "Yeah, I licked it."

A booger.

Me: "What'd you just eat?"
Kenley: "My dinner."
Me: "No, what'd you just put in your mouth?"

Kenley & I, in unison...

Me: "A booger?"
Kenley: "A booger."

Broken Legs.

Kenley: "Dad, can you feed me?"
Daddy: "Why can't you feed yourself?"
Kenley: "Because I got broken legs!"