surprise.

Kenley: "Mommy, I got a surprise for you!"
*I hold my hands out and Kenley pulls her hands out from behind her back, revealing a giant booger on her finger*
Me: "That's not a surprise, that's a booger."
Kenley: "Oh."
Me: "But thank you for bringing it to me."

Bonus.

After picking a booger...

"A booger. Bonus. Bonus round."

A booger.

Me: "What'd you just eat?"
Kenley: "My dinner."
Me: "No, what'd you just put in your mouth?"

Kenley & I, in unison...

Me: "A booger?"
Kenley: "A booger."

Booger Mouth.

*incomprehensible crying from back seat*
Me: "What are you crying about, Kenley?"
Kenley: *over-tired dramatic crying*
"I got a booger in my mouth!!"

Breakfast of Champions.

"I eat the booger."

Booger.

I'm in the basement doing laundry, when I hear Kenley yell down the steps:

"MOM!?  YOU WANT TO COME GET THIS BOOGER?!"