itchy.

Grandpa in response to Kenley scratching her feet: "What's wrong with your feet, Putts? Are they itchy, or what?"
Kenley: "My feet are itchy because Mom wouldn't scratch them."

car seat.

While driving through Minnesota, Kenley is talking to Grandpa on the phone:

Grandpa: "Kenley, where are you?"
Kenley: "I'm in my car seat!"

the boss.

After being told her cousins are sleeping over...

"Grandpa says I'm the boss of the babies. I'm gonna teach them all the rules. I'm gonna take them off of chairs, I'm gonna take them off stools, I'm gonna take them off all the high things."

Grandpa says...

*Kenley looking for suggestions for her never-ending rendition of "The Wheels on the Bus"...*

Kenley: "What does Grandma sound like?"
Me: "I don't know, what does she sound like?"
Kenley: "Grandpa says shut up to the dogs. Grandpa says 'shut up, dogs.'"

Dirty Grandpa.

*In response to dirty floor and Grandpa walking in the house...*

"Here comes my dirty Grandpa."