grandma's birthday.

"I told my teacher that I'm not going to be at school tomorrow because tomorrow is my grandma's birthday, and I have to be at my grandma's house for her birthday."

bunny cup.

"My grandma has a bunny cup with a swirly straw and she lets me use it always sometimes."

cow tippin'.

Kenley: "Mommy, what's 'cow tippin'?"
Me: "Where'd you hear that at?"
Kenley: "From my grandma."
Me: "It's when you tip a cow over that's sleeping."
Kenley: "Oh. I can do that when I'm awake!"

Easter.

"I hit Grandma in the easter three times."

(Easter = keyster)

Fever.

Me: "Do you want to talk to Grandma?"
Kenley: "No."
Me: "Why not?"
Kenley: "Because I have a fever."

Grandpa says...

*Kenley looking for suggestions for her never-ending rendition of "The Wheels on the Bus"...*

Kenley: "What does Grandma sound like?"
Me: "I don't know, what does she sound like?"
Kenley: "Grandpa says shut up to the dogs. Grandpa says 'shut up, dogs.'"

Bath.

*Grandma gets up from a nap with hair all over*

Grandma: "Did you have a bath last night? Your hair smells good."
Kenley: "Grandma, your hair needs a bath."