watchin' you.

Following a third request to put her jacket on...

Kenley: *jabs finger at her Elf on the Shelf* "You're bein' mean, and he's watchin' you!"

ears.

After getting a talking to about being mean to her sister...

"If I didn't have ears, I'm not gonna listen to ANYTHING!"

New Baby.

"I want a new baby...because Adley's mean to me."

Anudder Baby.

Kenley: "I want anudder baby."
Daddy: "Why? You're mean to the one we already have."
Kenley: "But, we need a new one because she's always hittin' me."

Let's Talk.

Kenley: "Mom, we needa talk about this."
Me: "Talk about what?"
Kenley: "My sister."
Me: "Okay, what about your sister?"
Kenley: "My sister is mean to me because I'm mean to her, and I'm mean to you, and I scratch you and pull your hair."