baby seeds.

After being asked if she'd rather have a baby brother or a baby sister...

Kenley: "I want to have a baby brother. How do you plant the baby seed? Can I go to the baby store with you and pick out a boy baby seed?"

beast.

While listening to her baby sister throwing a tantrum...

"She sure is a beast."

crab sass.

"My sister's bein' a crab sass."

use this.

While helping her sister open her gifts...

"It looks like I could use this!"

goin' on.

In response to her sister throwing a fit...

"Why is this even goin' on?!"

Assaulted.

Daddy: "I tried to lay back down but I got brutally assaulted by two tiny people."
Kenley: *jabs finger at herself then her sister* "Me. Adley."

Nice Sister.

"I like Adley, but she hits me. I want a nice sister."

Let's Talk.

Kenley: "Mom, we needa talk about this."
Me: "Talk about what?"
Kenley: "My sister."
Me: "Okay, what about your sister?"
Kenley: "My sister is mean to me because I'm mean to her, and I'm mean to you, and I scratch you and pull your hair."

Hafta Talk.

Kenley: "Mom! Come and play in the sand with me!"
Me: "I'm going to take your sister back to the house. She doesn't like the sand."
Kenley: "We're gonna hafta talk about this."

Poke.

Me: "Why's your sister crying?"
Kenley: "I poke her in the eye."

Boob Feeds.

Kenley: "I gotta go potty."
Me: "Hurry up, your sister's hungry."
Kenley: "You gonna feed sister Adley with your boob?"