balls.

"Me and Adley were standing up in the middle of the TV playing with our balls. I mean...  balloons. I accidentally said 'balls.'"

Hafta Talk.

Kenley: "Mom! Come and play in the sand with me!"
Me: "I'm going to take your sister back to the house. She doesn't like the sand."
Kenley: "We're gonna hafta talk about this."