hey dude.

After choosing to watch Hey, Dude...

Me: "Why do you like this show?"
Kenley: "Because I used to like it when I was a little kid."
Me: "So you mean like, two months ago?"
Kenley: "Yeah."

balls.

"Me and Adley were standing up in the middle of the TV playing with our balls. I mean...  balloons. I accidentally said 'balls.'"

better sense.

In response to Daddy getting mad at the football game on TV...

"Maybe we should shut it off. We could shut if off and turn cartoons on. That makes better sense."

Boo-Boo.

Kenley: "Can you put some cream on my boo-boo?"
Me: "Of course. *applies cream* That'll make it feel better."
Kenley: "What else makes it feel better?"
Me: *kisses boo-boo* "That will definitely help."
Kenley: "TV will help, too."
Me: "You're a shyster. Nice try."

football.

Kenley's protest as Daddy hauls her away from the TVs at the baby shower...

"I want to watch football!!"