hey dude.

After choosing to watch Hey, Dude...

Me: "Why do you like this show?"
Kenley: "Because I used to like it when I was a little kid."
Me: "So you mean like, two months ago?"
Kenley: "Yeah."

helper.

Me: "How was school today?"
Kenley: *sighs* "I was the helper."
Me: "You don't like being the helper?"
Kenley: "I just want to be a kid."

Just a Kid.

"Mommy, you'll never stop me because...  I'm just a kid!"

I'm a Kid.

Kenley: "What is that?"
Me: "A breakfast burrito. What are you?"
Kenley: "I'm a kid, and my name is Kenley."

Nasty Kids.

*In response to me picking up my niece*

"Do not pick her nasty kids up.*

Oh Boy.

"Dad's not a kid, he's a boy!  And I'm a girl!"