Jesus.

In response to me putting her sister's footie pajamas on my head like a hat...

"You look like Jesus' moms."

fart.

"Daddy, I just farted in this chair. Mom, I just farted on your leg."

Beast.

"Mom... you're a beast."

MOM.

Kenley: "Mom.  Mom.  Mama.  MOM!!"
Me: "Yes, Kenley?"
Kenley: "Hi."
Me: "Is that all you wanted with all that yelling?"
Kenley: "Yup."