Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Bath.

*Grandma gets up from a nap with hair all over*

Grandma: "Did you have a bath last night? Your hair smells good."
Kenley: "Grandma, your hair needs a bath."

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Booby.

*Picks up a nursing pad*

"Can you put this on your booby?"

Annoyin'.

Kenley: "Grrrrrr."
Me: "What are you growlin' at me for?"
Kenley: "Cuz you're annoyin' me."

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Annoying.

In response to her baby cousins crying...

"These babies are annoying!!"

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Broken Legs.

Kenley: "Dad, can you feed me?"
Daddy: "Why can't you feed yourself?"
Kenley: "Because I got broken legs!"

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Pick Up.

Kenley: "Oh please, can you pick me up, Dad?"
Dad: "I thought you wanted a banana."
Kenley: "Pick me up with the 'nana."

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

English.

 *Kenley somehow manages to click on a Russian version of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse on YouTube...*

"This doesn't sound English!"