Bacon.

Me:"You'll like it. It's got bacon in it."
Kenley: "Bacon? I like bacon!"
Me: "Me too. Who doesn't?"
Kenley: "Um, cats."

Ice Cream.

"Daddy bought me sticky ice cream and I am so upset."

Bonus.

After picking a booger...

"A booger. Bonus. Bonus round."

Too Many.

Upon Kenley's arrival home from her first day at Head Start...

Me: "What did you do today?"
Kenley: "I have too many words."

Connected.

"And my feet...  and my legs...  and my tummy...  Why am I connected?"

Puked.

Kenley: "Um, I puked in the tub."
Me: "You puked in my tub?! How come?"
Kenley: "I was real full."

Pedialyte.

"Mom, I need to drink Pedialyte to feel better because I think I have a cold."