Bacon.

Me:"You'll like it. It's got bacon in it."
Kenley: "Bacon? I like bacon!"
Me: "Me too. Who doesn't?"
Kenley: "Um, cats."

Ice Cream.

"Daddy bought me sticky ice cream and I am so upset."

Bonus.

After picking a booger...

"A booger. Bonus. Bonus round."

Too Many.

Upon Kenley's arrival home from her first day at Head Start...

Me: "What did you do today?"
Kenley: "I have too many words."

Connected.

"And my feet...  and my legs...  and my tummy...  Why am I connected?"

Puked.

Kenley: "Um, I puked in the tub."
Me: "You puked in my tub?! How come?"
Kenley: "I was real full."

Pedialyte.

"Mom, I need to drink Pedialyte to feel better because I think I have a cold."

Mohawk.

Kenley: "My belly's gonna be full as a mohawk."
Me: "A mohawk?"
*shakes head*
Me: "What's a mohawk?"
Kenley: "When your belly's really full from eatin' lots of dinner."

Green.

Kenley: "What is this?"
Me: "That looks like a green pepper."
Kenley: "I don't like them. They make me turn green."

Hairy Gorilla.

*Kenley punching Daddy's belly*
Daddy: "Do I look like a jelly belly?"
Kenley: "No."
Daddy: "Well what does it look like?"
Kenley: "A hairy gorilla."

Too Many Words.

Kenley: "Mom, is my teacher a boy?"
Me: "No, she's a girl. Why do you ask?"
Kenley: "Cuz I got too many words."

S'mores.

Me: "I love you more than marshmallows. I love you more than s'mores.  And candy."
Kenley: "I love you and s'mores and candy, too!"