Kenley: "Dad, can I have some monies for my wallet?"
Dad: *opens wallet, hands her a dollar bill* "Here, you can have this."
Kenley: "Only one I'm getting?"
Thursday, April 24, 2014
crackers.
"I don't want the crackers that make your voice taste bad."
Friday, April 18, 2014
target.
"Next time you go to Target, you buy me the mouth rinse, the ribbon wand, and I want two ponies. Okay?"
Monday, April 14, 2014
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
grandma's birthday.
"I told my teacher that I'm not going to be at school tomorrow because tomorrow is my grandma's birthday, and I have to be at my grandma's house for her birthday."
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