Cereal & Cupcake.

Me: "What should we have for dinner, Kenley?"
Kenley: "How 'bout cereal...  and a cupcake!"

That Stuff.

 Kenley drags the fridge open for some beef jerky...

"You should try some of dad's delicious, yummy, delicious...  *points at it* that stuff!"

Screamin'.

After explaining that we were going to Head Start screening...

"We're going to the Head Start Screamin' tomorrow."

Hello Kitty.

While cruising eBay...

Me: "Kenley, I gotta ask ya.  Why's Hello Kitty stuff so expensive?"
Kenley: "Because Hello Kitty's for kids! Not for big people!"

Fever.

Me: "Do you want to talk to Grandma?"
Kenley: "No."
Me: "Why not?"
Kenley: "Because I have a fever."

Tub Bubbles.

*I notice bubbles in the tub and the Kenley starts giggling...*

Me: "Did you fart in my tub? What do you say?"
Kenley: *giggling* "I maked bubbles! I'm gonna try again..."  *grunts*

Kiddin'.

"Are you kiddin' me guys?"

Don't Follow Me

Kenley: *gives "one second" finger* "I will be right back to drink my pop"
Me: "Oh, where are you going?"
Kenley: "I'm going potty. Don't follow me, okay?"

Toilet.

*Kenley emerges from the bathroom crying...*

Me: "What's wrong?"
Kenley: "I was wipin' my butt and I hit my head on the wall."
Me: "So you fell off the toilet?"
Kenley: "Yeah!"

Reasons Why Kenley Is Short-Circuiting

Anything at any time can set off my 2-year-old. Here is a compilation of fuse-lighting maneuvers:

-I won't let her have pop and an ice cube

-I told her she can't have raspberries until later

-I didn't "peel" her string cheese

-I won't purchase a "Baby Bottle Bop"

Baby Poop.

"I smell baby poop. Yuck! Can you change Adley's diaper?"

Keys are gone.

Kenley: "Can we listen to the "keys are gone" song?"
Me: "What song is that? How does it go?"
Kenley: *holds up hands* "You can just put it on the 'puter."

Oscapus.

Kenley: "There's a oscapus in my cup."
Me: "An octopus? How'd that get there?"
Kenley: "It was in the ocean, I think."
Me: "So he was swimming in the ocean and landed in your cup?"
Kenley: "Yeah.  He was swimming in the ocean and now he's in my cup."