cow tippin'.

Kenley: "Mommy, what's 'cow tippin'?"
Me: "Where'd you hear that at?"
Kenley: "From my grandma."
Me: "It's when you tip a cow over that's sleeping."
Kenley: "Oh. I can do that when I'm awake!"

that's great.

After the dog sneezed on us...

"Thanks for sneezin' on my people, Bruno. That's great."

fat chicken.

 After I did a weird gallop through the living room...

"You just runned like a fat chicken."

better sense.

In response to Daddy getting mad at the football game on TV...

"Maybe we should shut it off. We could shut if off and turn cartoons on. That makes better sense."

take this.

 After Dad tells her to quiet down and eat...

"I'm not gonna really take this."

years and years.

"I haven't singed any of these songs in years and years."

music.

 While enjoying her first iPod experience...

"Adley you gotta stop hittin' me while I'm listenin' to music!"