Simply I Talk.

Kenley: "We have to have a talk with the balloon."
Daddy: "The balloon don't talk, how are we gonna talk to the balloon?"
Kenley: "No, simply I talk."

New Baby.

*Kenley sees a baby on a movie...*

Kenley: "We need a new baby."
Me: "What's wrong with the baby we have?!"
Kenley: "I need a new baby that doesn't hit me."

Camel Toe.

*Kenley pulls off her shoe and shows me that her sock is stuck between two of her toes...*

"Mom! I got a camel toe!"

*Much muffled laughter ensues*

i ate it.

Me: "Why do you smell like perfume, Kenley?"

Kenley: "Cuz I ate it."

Me: "You ate perfume?"

Daddy: "It was deodorant."

Me: "You ate deodorant?"

Kenley: "Yeah, I licked it."

Beast.

"Mom... you're a beast."

Poop Dinner.

*Daddy is outside raking up dog poop while the grill is heating up. Kenley yells to him out the window...*

"Dad! Why you cookin' the poop dinner!?"

Hafta Talk.

Kenley: "Mom! Come and play in the sand with me!"
Me: "I'm going to take your sister back to the house. She doesn't like the sand."
Kenley: "We're gonna hafta talk about this."