drink my dinner.

When Kenley caught Mom consuming a bottled adult beverage...

"Are you drinking your dinner from a bottle?"

peep.

"Your hair, it's smooth. Sometimes I stare at it, and then a little chick pops out. Peep! Peep! Peep! Peep! Peep!"

good day.

Daddy: "How was your day?"
Kenley: "It was good, so I need to tell you all about it right now on the phone."

woodpecker lips.

While playing with the dog and his chew toy...

"Do you think I'm tougher than woodpecker lips?! OH YEAH!"

the boss.

After being told her cousins are sleeping over...

"Grandpa says I'm the boss of the babies. I'm gonna teach them all the rules. I'm gonna take them off of chairs, I'm gonna take them off stools, I'm gonna take them off all the high things."

toilet.

"Big Uncle Larry stays on the toilet forever. And he gets off when he's done. And he reads newspapers. I do that, too."

weddin.

Kenley: "What's that ring for?
Me: "It's Dad's wedding ring. When people get married they wear wedding rings on their fingers."
Kenley: "So you said, *uses voice to imitate me* 'Hey, Sam, will you meet me at a weddin'?'"

Jesus.

In response to me putting her sister's footie pajamas on my head like a hat...

"You look like Jesus' moms."

every day.

Talking about her Hello Kitty sandals...

"I wear these every day, but not all the time."

ABC.

"When you're brushing your teeth, you can sing the ABC's when you have a headache. Destini said that."

caster jister.

"What's this caster jister for?"

(Asking about a picture of a cash register.)

skype.

"My cousins told me to give you a hug and a kiss when we were talkin' on Skype on my pretend computer."

*Proceeds to fake type*

crab sass.

"My sister's bein' a crab sass."

fart.

"Daddy, I just farted in this chair. Mom, I just farted on your leg."

cash money.

While looking at my sunglasses...

"These say 'cash money' on them."

grass.

While drawing a picture of grass...

"I made some grass because I was in high school before. I mean...  my old school."

washer.

*Presses her ear against my back*

"I can hear the washer inside you, Mom!"

squeeze.

Getting ready to sit on the couch to watch a movie...

"I gotta squeeze in to this family."