Thursday, January 31, 2013

Pick Up.

Kenley: "Oh please, can you pick me up, Dad?"
Dad: "I thought you wanted a banana."
Kenley: "Pick me up with the 'nana."

Wednesday, January 30, 2013


 *Kenley somehow manages to click on a Russian version of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse on YouTube...*

"This doesn't sound English!"

Monday, January 28, 2013

Baby Bone.

*Kenley spies the barley teething biscuits up in the cabinet...*

"Mom, you gotta give Adley a baby bone."

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Hair pull.

Me: "Kenley, sit down, please."
Kenley: "Serious? Do I need to pull your hair?"

New boobies.

*Kenley picks up a bra I'd just bought...*

"Mom! Its your new boobies, mom! You got new boobies!"

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Don't touch.

Me: "Don't touch the fan please."
*Points at me with both pointer fingers while thumbs are touching*
Kenley: "You're not gonna spank my butt...   ever."

I'll wait.

Kenley: "Mom, will you get my Dora movie?"
Me: "Hold on, let me finish going pee."
Kenley: "Okay, I will stand right here and wait."

Thursday, January 3, 2013


Me: "Do you want to watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
Kenley: "I don't want to. It's real silly."