Tuesday, June 25, 2013


Me: "Alright, Kenley, it's time to go."
Kenley: "I need to keep swimmin'. I'm on a mission."

Clap Your Hands.

*Kenley singing*

"If you're happy in your nose, clap your hands."


*With hands on hips*

"You guys are irritatin'."

Thursday, June 20, 2013


*While in the bath tub...*

Kenley: "Mom, can you get Adley out of here?"
Me: "No, why do I need to take Adley out of the tub?"
Kenley: "She's a 'zaster."

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Nice Sister.

"I like Adley, but she hits me. I want a nice sister."

Bum Cream.

Kenley: "I need bum cream."
Me: "You need bum cream?"
Kenley: "Because I got hair in my butt."

Monday, June 10, 2013

Let's Talk.

Kenley: "Mom, we needa talk about this."
Me: "Talk about what?"
Kenley: "My sister."
Me: "Okay, what about your sister?"
Kenley: "My sister is mean to me because I'm mean to her, and I'm mean to you, and I scratch you and pull your hair."

Saturday, June 1, 2013


Me: "Kenley, can you grab me those balloons?"
Kenley: "Wait. I gotta put some music on. For your party. It's lovely."