Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Monday, November 25, 2013


 Following a conversation about angels...

"So angels protect us from scary stuff, like coyotes? And bears? And monsters? And ghostes, skeletons, and spiders?"

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

drink wind.

*Kenley gets out of bed and comes downstairs while I'm playing Xbox*

Kenley: "Mom, what are you doing?"
Me: "I'm playing an adult game, and if I had some, I'd drink some wind, too. You need to go to bed."
Kenley: "But...  I want to play a game, and drink wind, too!"
Daddy: "Maybe tomorrow when you get home. Er...wait, no wine for you."

not safe.

*Kenley is playing with toys on the couch when her little sister approaches*

"It's not safe here anymore!"

not gonna happen.

Kenley: "Mom, can I have my apple cut up on my princess plate?"
*Serves her apple on her plate*
Kenley: "No, not this one. The one with all the princesses on it."
Me: "Well, sorry, I already dirtied this one. You can have the other one for lunch."
Kenley: "Um, no. That's not gonna happen."

Monday, November 18, 2013


*I turn the light off in the kitchen*
Kenley: "It's dark in here."
*I turn the lamp on in the living room*
Kenley: "For one thing, it's not dark in here."

dinner time.

Me: "Kenley, are you ready to eat?"
Kenley: "No."
Me: "Well, it's dinner time."
Kenley: "I'm ready now."


"I'm azhausted of you."

say too much.

Kenley: "Can you get me outta here so I can go to camp?"
Me: "We're not going to camp until Dad gets back."
Kenley: "Where did Dad and his friend go?"
Me: "They went to cut some trees."
Kenley: *blows raspberry*
Me: "Yeah, that's what I say, too."
Kenley: "You say too much."


Kenley: "Can I wear my shoes at Casey's house?"
Me: "No, you have to take them off, but you can wear your Stompeez."
Kenley: *giggling*
Me: "What are you laughing about?"
Kenley: "I don't want to spoil them."
Me: "Spoil what?"
Kenley: "Casey and her baby."
Me: "Spoil them? With what?"
Kenley: *laughing* "My Stompeez!"


Me: "How do you like your eggs?"
Kenley: "Ketchup."

Sunday, November 17, 2013


"I got a baby in my belly, a baby in my belly. My first bay-bay."

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Danger Trick.

"Miss Kim broked her head with a danger trick, and it's this..."  *lays on back on floor and puts feet up by ears*


As we pull in to the grocery store parking lot...

"Mom, these people are parked like dummies."

Goin' Store.

Kenley: "I'm goin' to the store, do you want anything?"
Me: "How about just a peanut butter sandwich."
Kenley: "They don't have any."
Me: "Oh, they don't? How about some bananas?"
Kenley: "And some wind?"
Me: "Sure, some wind would be great."

Monday, November 11, 2013


An aide at school has been calling Kenley "Kensley." Grandma & I had a discussion with Kenley to tell her how to explain to the aide that her name is "Kenley," which included telling her "my name is Kenley, not Kensley", and "there is no 'S' in my name."

Grandma: *teasing* "What are you doing, Kensley?"
Kenley: "My name doesn't start with a 'C'!"

Monday, November 4, 2013

Friday, November 1, 2013

Knock Knock.

Kenley: "Knock knock."
Me: "Who's there?"
Kenley: "Bananas."
Me: "Bananas who?"
Kenley: "Kenley!"
Me: "Kenley?"
Kenley: "Kenley Bananas!"