Tuesday, June 10, 2014


"Me and Adley were standing up in the middle of the TV playing with our balls. I mean...  balloons. I accidentally said 'balls.'"

Tuesday, June 3, 2014


While watching the video for "Wrecking Ball"...

"Her eyebrows are like spiders."


While talking about going camping...

"Will we get a badge if we start a fire?"

Monday, June 2, 2014


While listening to her baby sister throwing a tantrum...

"She sure is a beast."


Kenley: "Mom, can I have some more pepperonis?"
Me: "No, you don't need anymore."
Kenley: "But since I spotted them, can't I have another one?"

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Thursday, May 1, 2014


After our wet dog brushed past her...

"Hey! You putted wetness all over me, Bruno!"