Friday, August 8, 2014


Kenley: "Mom?"
*open eyes*
Me: "What?"
Kenley: *jabs me with pregnancy test* "Can I take your temperature?"

Thursday, August 7, 2014


While watching a movie...

"Ew, they're kissing! I am never going to kiss a boy."

boob milk.

"Mom, when the baby is born, are you gonna feed it milk from your boob like you did with Adley?"

Friday, August 1, 2014

famous footwear.

"Mom, you wanna get some Famous Footwear for me, since I'm pretty sure I don't have those?"

Tuesday, June 10, 2014


"Me and Adley were standing up in the middle of the TV playing with our balls. I mean...  balloons. I accidentally said 'balls.'"

Tuesday, June 3, 2014


While watching the video for "Wrecking Ball"...

"Her eyebrows are like spiders."


While talking about going camping...

"Will we get a badge if we start a fire?"