Sunday, October 19, 2014

baby seeds.

After being asked if she'd rather have a baby brother or a baby sister...

Kenley: "I want to have a baby brother. How do you plant the baby seed? Can I go to the baby store with you and pick out a boy baby seed?"

Sunday, September 28, 2014

vitamin seeds.

Kenley: "Dad, can I have some raisins?"
Dad: "Sure, raisins are good for you."
Kenley: "Do they have vitamin seeds in them?"
Dad: "Well, I don't know if they have vitamin seeds, but they do have some vitamin C."


While checking out some horses, one of them does that "pppppppppppt" thing that they do with their lips very loudly, making Kenley jump.

"I'm gonna stay back over here in case that horse does that "PPPPPPPPPPPT" thing again."

Thursday, September 25, 2014

jack's butt.

*While discussing out dinner of pork butt roast...*

Kenley: *whispering* "Mom. We're gonna eat Jack's butt. Hehehehehehe"

Friday, August 8, 2014


Kenley: "Mom?"
*open eyes*
Me: "What?"
Kenley: *jabs me with pregnancy test* "Can I take your temperature?"

Thursday, August 7, 2014


While watching a movie...

"Ew, they're kissing! I am never going to kiss a boy."

boob milk.

"Mom, when the baby is born, are you gonna feed it milk from your boob like you did with Adley?"