Sunday, February 15, 2015

little kid.

After choosing to watch Hey, Dude...

Me: "Why do you like this show?"
Kenley: "Because I used to like it when I was a little kid."
Me: "So you mean like, two months ago?"
Kenley: "Yeah."

in english.

Kenley: "How did God make us?"
Me: "How did God make us?"
Kenley: "Yes."
Me: *long pause* "How do you want me to answer that question?"
Kenley: "...In English?"

Monday, December 1, 2014

flat as a puddle.

Kenley: "Dad, I feel like all my bones are gonna crack."
Dad: "Well, you don't want that."
Kenley: "No, cuz then I would be flat as a puddle."


Me: "How was school today?"
Kenley: *sighs* "I was the helper."
Me: "You don't like being the helper?"
Kenley: "I just want to be a kid."

Monday, October 27, 2014


While discussing the day's trip to the zoo...

Me: "That hippo listens better than you, Kenley!"
Kenley: "Yeah. What?"

Sunday, October 19, 2014

baby seeds.

After being asked if she'd rather have a baby brother or a baby sister...

Kenley: "I want to have a baby brother. How do you plant the baby seed? Can I go to the baby store with you and pick out a boy baby seed?"

Sunday, September 28, 2014

vitamin seeds.

Kenley: "Dad, can I have some raisins?"
Dad: "Sure, raisins are good for you."
Kenley: "Do they have vitamin seeds in them?"
Dad: "Well, I don't know if they have vitamin seeds, but they do have some vitamin C."