Monday, March 25, 2013


*Hearing some coughing from the back seat*

Me: "Are you okay, Keni?"
Kenley: "The McDonald's would make me feel better."


Me: "You should be getting some books in the mail soon."
Kenley: "It'll be a special livery!"

I Love You.

Me: "Kenley, I love you."
Kenley: "Yeah, you love me all the time."

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

App Store.

*After seeing a commercial for a Disney game...*

"I want that from the App Store. For me."

Cat hair.

Me: "What are you eating?"
Kenley: "Nothin'."
Me: "Kenley, don't lie. I can see you chewing on something. What is it?"
Kenley: "I'm eatin' cat hair."


"Mom, I'm hungry. I want a cold hot dog in my hand."

Friday, March 15, 2013

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Just One.

Kenley: "Mom, do you have a baby in your belly anymore?"
Me: "No, not anymore. That baby was Adley, remember? Am I allowed to have another baby in my belly again?"
Kenley: "Yeah, but just one baby. Not two babies."
Me: "Oh, so only one baby then?"
Kenley: "Yeah. Jade is one, Ivan is two. Just one baby."

Not carin'.

*While scolding her about something...*

"I'm not carin' anymore!"


"Ooohhh, I just peed a little bit Daddy."

Thursday, March 7, 2013


"Can we put that coin in Adley's piggy bank? It would be lovely."

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Friday, March 1, 2013

Ice cream.

*While eating ice cream..."

Kenley: "Ohh, I feel like this." *clamps hand to forehead*
Daddy: "Oh, you probably have an ice cream headache."
Kenley: "Ohh, I got a headache. I gotta lay down in the cage."

(The cage is the baby's play yard.)