Tuesday, July 7, 2015

zero.

After her beach day with Grandma was rained out…

"You know how much fun we had at the beach? Zero."

weed box

Upon seeing grass growing out of the sandbox…

"This sandbox is more like a weed box."

Monday, April 13, 2015

itchy.

Grandpa in response to Kenley scratching her feet: "What's wrong with your feet, Putts? Are they itchy, or what?"
Kenley: "My feet are itchy because Mom wouldn't scratch them."

car seat.

While driving through Minnesota, Kenley is talking to Grandpa on the phone:

Grandpa: "Kenley, where are you?"
Kenley: "I'm in my car seat!"

Friday, April 3, 2015

Thursday, April 2, 2015

nightmare.

When asked about the status of her cold...

"It's more than a cold; it's like a nightmare."

Sunday, February 15, 2015

little kid.

After choosing to watch Hey, Dude...

Me: "Why do you like this show?"
Kenley: "Because I used to like it when I was a little kid."
Me: "So you mean like, two months ago?"
Kenley: "Yeah."

in english.

Kenley: "How did God make us?"
Me: "How did God make us?"
Kenley: "Yes."
Me: *long pause* "How do you want me to answer that question?"
Kenley: "...In English?"

Friday, February 13, 2015

hey dude.

After choosing to watch Hey, Dude...

Me: "Why do you like this show?"
Kenley: "Because I used to like it when I was a little kid."
Me: "So you mean like, two months ago?"
Kenley: "Yeah."