Thursday, October 24, 2013

Sucker & Sticker.

*Daddy mentions he has to stop at the bank*

"Ah, Dad? Can you get a sucker and a sticker for me?"

Monday, October 21, 2013


*Daddy throws a diaper at the garbage can*

Daddy: "Air ball."
Kenley: "You're a hairball!"

Anudder Baby.

Kenley: "I want anudder baby."
Daddy: "Why? You're mean to the one we already have."
Kenley: "But, we need a new one because she's always hittin' me."

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Saturday, October 19, 2013

I'm a Kid.

Kenley: "What is that?"
Me: "A breakfast burrito. What are you?"
Kenley: "I'm a kid, and my name is Kenley."


"If you go in the lake, fireworks will start and you'll get a sunburn. Then you'll get a band-aid on and have to get that cream on."

Thursday, October 17, 2013


"There's lettuce in my lunchbox!"


Daddy: "I tried to lay back down but I got brutally assaulted by two tiny people."
Kenley: *jabs finger at herself then her sister* "Me. Adley."

Purple Toothpaste.

Kenley: "Mmm, it's warm!"
Me: "Is it good?"
Kenley: "It's better than like, purple toothpaste."

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

What To Do.

"I love you very much, too, but I don't know what to do with you."

Thursday, October 10, 2013


Kenley: *ridiculously loud and nauseating parrot squawk noise*
Me: "Stop.Why do you make that noise?"
Kenley: "Because I'm, I'm so excited...  to make that noise."

Tuesday, October 8, 2013


Kenley: "Can we go to the store and get a Baby Bottle Bop?"
Me: "No."
Kenley: "But why not?!"
Me: "Because I don't have any money."
Kenley: "But can't you go get money? From the bank?"


Kenley: "Mom, are you a girl?"
Me: "Yes."
Kenley: "And is Dad a boy?"
Me: "Yup."
Kenley: "And are you an adult?"
Me: "Yup."
Kenley: "And Dad is an adult?"
Me: "Yes."
Kenley: "So do you drink wind?"
Me: "Yep. It's an adult drink."
Kenley: "I don't like that stuff."