Wednesday, July 31, 2013


"The bunny is checkin' your boobs out."


"I hit Grandma in the easter three times."

(Easter = keyster)

My House

Me: "This is my house. I make the rules."
Kenley: "It's my house."
Me: "No, it's my house."
Kenley: "But it's my house, too! We can share it!"


Kenley: "I'm thirsty."
Me: "Well it just so happens that I have a chocolate milk right here.  Would that interest you?"
Kenley: "YES. I've been dreamin' of that for years."

Monday, July 29, 2013

Know You.

*While walking by her piggy bank...*

"I don't know you."

Teach You.

Kenley: "Can I have some of that pizza?"
Me: "No."
Kenley: *holds up her bear* "She's the teacher, and she's gonna teach you to learn how to give kids pizza."

Friday, July 19, 2013


*While watching me cut up strawberries...*

"When I get big, I'm gonna cut things up with a knife. Does that sound like a plan?"

My Bad.

Kenley: "What are you eatin'?"
Me: "Cereal."
Kenley: "It's not cereal, it's Captain Crunch!"
Me: "My bad."
Kenley: "No, you're my mom. And you're not bad."

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

They're Friends.

*Kenley's rationale on why I should also buy her an inflatable Dora to partner with her inflatable Diego...*

"Mom, I think you need to buy me Dora the Explora, too, because her and Diego are friends."

Thursday, July 11, 2013


*While watching Handy Manny…*

"When I get bigger, I'm gonna build. And drink wind."


Five Seconds.

Me: "Kenley, come on over here and sit down."
Kenley: "I just wanna sit down and have my snack for five seconds."

Tuesday, July 9, 2013


*I mistakenly removed my "crown" after being made the princess…*

"You gotta wear this. If you take it off again I'll be mad."

Monday, July 8, 2013

Just Watchin'.

Me: "Kenley, what are you doing?"
Kenley: "I'm just watchin' the neighbors out the window."

Thursday, July 4, 2013


*Kenley singing*

"Row, row, row your boat.  Kenley's a crazy driver. Dangerous, dangerous, danger danger dangerous."

Crazy Driver.

*Kenley singing while out in the paddle boat...*

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily,merrily, merrily, merrily, Mom's a crazy driver."