Thursday, April 24, 2014

only one.

Kenley: "Dad, can I have some monies for my wallet?"
Dad: *opens wallet, hands her a dollar bill* "Here, you can have this."
Kenley: "Only one I'm getting?"


"I don't want the crackers that make your voice taste bad."

Friday, April 18, 2014


"Next time you go to Target, you buy me the mouth rinse, the ribbon wand, and I want two ponies. Okay?"

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

grandma's birthday.

"I told my teacher that I'm not going to be at school tomorrow because tomorrow is my grandma's birthday, and I have to be at my grandma's house for her birthday."