Sunday, February 24, 2013


After our overnight trip...

Daddy: "Now we're back to boring old home."
Kenley: "Mmhmm, we gotta get out of here."

Grandpa says...

*Kenley looking for suggestions for her never-ending rendition of "The Wheels on the Bus"...*

Kenley: "What does Grandma sound like?"
Me: "I don't know, what does she sound like?"
Kenley: "Grandpa says shut up to the dogs. Grandpa says 'shut up, dogs.'"

Thursday, February 21, 2013


*Kenley hands me an ice cube tray with a wooden block in each slot...*

"Here, mom, I made your dreams come true!"

Wednesday, February 20, 2013


Me: "You're grubby."
Kenley: "I not grubby, I Kenley."

A booger.

Me: "What'd you just eat?"
Kenley: "My dinner."
Me: "No, what'd you just put in your mouth?"

Kenley & I, in unison...

Me: "A booger?"
Kenley: "A booger."

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Jimmy the Crooked

*While watching a Disney video...*

Me: "There's Jiminy Cricket!"
Kenley: "It's...  Jimmy the Crooked!"

Friday, February 15, 2013


*After slathering herself head to toe in butt cream...*

"Definitely need to take a bath."


"I got a problem. It's under my butt."

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Dirty Grandpa.

*In response to dirty floor and Grandpa walking in the house...*

"Here comes my dirty Grandpa."


*Grandma gets up from a nap with hair all over*

Grandma: "Did you have a bath last night? Your hair smells good."
Kenley: "Grandma, your hair needs a bath."

Tuesday, February 5, 2013


*Picks up a nursing pad*

"Can you put this on your booby?"


Kenley: "Grrrrrr."
Me: "What are you growlin' at me for?"
Kenley: "Cuz you're annoyin' me."

Sunday, February 3, 2013


In response to her baby cousins crying...

"These babies are annoying!!"

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Broken Legs.

Kenley: "Dad, can you feed me?"
Daddy: "Why can't you feed yourself?"
Kenley: "Because I got broken legs!"