Monday, December 31, 2012

Well, bye.

While talking on the phone with Kenley...

Me: "What else did you do today?"
Kenley: "Well, bye!"

Friday, December 28, 2012

Wipe my nose.

Kenley: *waving finger at me* "I need to wipe my nose real quick."
Me: "No, stay out of the wipes. Leave the wipes alone."
Kenley: "Serious? You need to go to bed."

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Don't mess.

Me: "Pick up your crayons, please."
Kenley: "Don't mess with me!"


Kenley: "Daddy! Daddy! Did you see my microphone?"
Daddy: "No, what microphone?"
Kenley: "Did you see my microphone?"
Daddy: "No...?"
Kenley: "In the toilet!"
*Daddy rushes to the bathroom, expecting to find her toy microphone in the toilet...*
Kenley: *points in bowl at a turd that looks like a microphone* "Look! It's my turd microphone!"

Cat food.

Me, dripping with sarcasm while holding a box of cat food...

Me: "Mmmmm, for me??"
Kenley: "That not for you, that for the kee-kats!"

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Not happy.

In response to me taking the decorations off of the Christmas tree...

"Why you doin' that? You wreckin' my tree! I'm not gonna be very happy!"

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Tootsie Roll.

*Kenley finishes opening up gifts*
Me: "So what's your favorite thing, Kenley?"
Kenley: *mouth full* "A Tootsie Roll!"

Merry Christmas.

Me: "Tell everyone 'Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!'"
Kenley: "Merry Christmas everyone! Go to bed!"

Kenley thing.

*Kenley unwraps gift*
Grandma: "Wow, Kenley, what is it?"
Kenley: "It's a... Kenley thing!"

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Lunch time.

Daddy: "Here you go, here's your lunch right there."
Kenley: "I gotta go pee and poop first."

Monday, December 17, 2012


 While in the bath tub...

"I farted! I maked bubbles!"


*Looks in the toilet after pooping*

"There's Fwosty the Snowman in there!"

Hot dog.

Daddy: "Kenley, what do you want for breakfast?"

No reply from Kenley, so Daddy continues with what he was doing. Enter Kenley to deposit a package of hot dogs and a bottle of ketchup and mustard on his lap.

Not a good idea.

Me: "What do you think, Kenley? I think we should put music on and clean."
Kenley: "No! No! That's not a good idea!!"

Tuesday, December 11, 2012


In response to me putting music on...

"We're jammin' now!"

What's Goin' On.

 In response to her movie skipping...

"What's goin' on here?"

Broken Arms.

Kenley: "Will you read this to me, Mom?"
Me: "Why don't you read it to me?"
Kenley: "I can't. I got broken arms."

Sunday, December 9, 2012


Me: "Why's your sister crying?"
Kenley: "I poke her in the eye."


"What are ya diggin' in there for?"

Stealin' That.

Kenley: "You're stealing that from me."
Me: "Yup."
Kenley: "I'm gettin' mad."


Me: "Come on, Kenley, it's bed time."
Kenley: "I'm comin'. I'm gonna watch the Packers for a minute."

Friday, December 7, 2012


Me: "What are you digging in your butt for?"
Kenley: "Because it tickles."