Monday, April 22, 2013

Cereal & Cupcake.

Me: "What should we have for dinner, Kenley?"
Kenley: "How 'bout cereal...  and a cupcake!"

That Stuff.

 Kenley drags the fridge open for some beef jerky...

"You should try some of dad's delicious, yummy, delicious...  *points at it* that stuff!"

Friday, April 19, 2013


After explaining that we were going to Head Start screening...

"We're going to the Head Start Screamin' tomorrow."

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Hello Kitty.

While cruising eBay...

Me: "Kenley, I gotta ask ya.  Why's Hello Kitty stuff so expensive?"
Kenley: "Because Hello Kitty's for kids! Not for big people!"

Monday, April 15, 2013


Me: "Do you want to talk to Grandma?"
Kenley: "No."
Me: "Why not?"
Kenley: "Because I have a fever."

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Tub Bubbles.

*I notice bubbles in the tub and the Kenley starts giggling...*

Me: "Did you fart in my tub? What do you say?"
Kenley: *giggling* "I maked bubbles! I'm gonna try again..."  *grunts*

Saturday, April 13, 2013


"Are you kiddin' me guys?"

Don't Follow Me

Kenley: *gives "one second" finger* "I will be right back to drink my pop"
Me: "Oh, where are you going?"
Kenley: "I'm going potty. Don't follow me, okay?"

Wednesday, April 10, 2013


*Kenley emerges from the bathroom crying...*

Me: "What's wrong?"
Kenley: "I was wipin' my butt and I hit my head on the wall."
Me: "So you fell off the toilet?"
Kenley: "Yeah!"

Reasons Why Kenley Is Short-Circuiting

Anything at any time can set off my 2-year-old. Here is a compilation of fuse-lighting maneuvers:

-I won't let her have pop and an ice cube

-I told her she can't have raspberries until later

-I didn't "peel" her string cheese

-I won't purchase a "Baby Bottle Bop"

Baby Poop.

"I smell baby poop. Yuck! Can you change Adley's diaper?"

Monday, April 8, 2013

Keys are gone.

Kenley: "Can we listen to the "keys are gone" song?"
Me: "What song is that? How does it go?"
Kenley: *holds up hands* "You can just put it on the 'puter."

Wednesday, April 3, 2013


Kenley: "There's a oscapus in my cup."
Me: "An octopus? How'd that get there?"
Kenley: "It was in the ocean, I think."
Me: "So he was swimming in the ocean and landed in your cup?"
Kenley: "Yeah.  He was swimming in the ocean and now he's in my cup."