Kenley: "Daddy! Daddy! Did you see my microphone?"
Daddy: "No, what microphone?"
Kenley: "Did you see my microphone?"
Kenley: "In the toilet!"
*Daddy rushes to the bathroom, expecting to find her toy microphone in the toilet...*
Kenley: *points in bowl at a turd that looks like a microphone* "Look! It's my turd microphone!"