nightmare.

When asked about the status of her cold...

"It's more than a cold; it's like a nightmare."

temperature.

Kenley: "Mom?"
*open eyes*
Me: "What?"
Kenley: *jabs me with pregnancy test* "Can I take your temperature?"

one foot.

While I'm laying sick on the couch, Kenley comes and plunks down on me...

Kenley: "I love you."
Me: "I love you too, but can you not come within three feet of me?"
Kenley: "But I only have one foot!"