*Kenley gets out of bed and comes downstairs while I'm playing Xbox*
Kenley: "Mom, what are you doing?"
Me: "I'm playing an adult game, and if I had some, I'd drink some wind, too. You need to go to bed."
Kenley: "But... I want to play a game, and drink wind, too!"
Daddy: "Maybe tomorrow when you get home. Er...wait, no wine for you."