Boob.

"The bunny is checkin' your boobs out."

Easter.

"I hit Grandma in the easter three times."

(Easter = keyster)

My House

Me: "This is my house. I make the rules."
Kenley: "It's my house."
Me: "No, it's my house."
Kenley: "But it's my house, too! We can share it!"

Years.

Kenley: "I'm thirsty."
Me: "Well it just so happens that I have a chocolate milk right here.  Would that interest you?"
Kenley: "YES. I've been dreamin' of that for years."

Know You.

*While walking by her piggy bank...*

"I don't know you."

Teach You.

Kenley: "Can I have some of that pizza?"
Me: "No."
Kenley: *holds up her bear* "She's the teacher, and she's gonna teach you to learn how to give kids pizza."

Knife.

*While watching me cut up strawberries...*

"When I get big, I'm gonna cut things up with a knife. Does that sound like a plan?"

My Bad.

Kenley: "What are you eatin'?"
Me: "Cereal."
Kenley: "It's not cereal, it's Captain Crunch!"
Me: "My bad."
Kenley: "No, you're my mom. And you're not bad."

They're Friends.

*Kenley's rationale on why I should also buy her an inflatable Dora to partner with her inflatable Diego...*

"Mom, I think you need to buy me Dora the Explora, too, because her and Diego are friends."

Wind.

*While watching Handy Manny…*

"When I get bigger, I'm gonna build. And drink wind."

(Wind=wine)

Five Seconds.

Me: "Kenley, come on over here and sit down."
Kenley: "I just wanna sit down and have my snack for five seconds."

Crown.

*I mistakenly removed my "crown" after being made the princess…*

"You gotta wear this. If you take it off again I'll be mad."

Just Watchin'.

Me: "Kenley, what are you doing?"
Kenley: "I'm just watchin' the neighbors out the window."

Dangerous.

*Kenley singing*

"Row, row, row your boat.  Kenley's a crazy driver. Dangerous, dangerous, danger danger dangerous."

Crazy Driver.

*Kenley singing while out in the paddle boat...*

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily,merrily, merrily, merrily, Mom's a crazy driver."