Peed.

"Ooohhh, I just peed a little bit Daddy."

Lovely.

"Can we put that coin in Adley's piggy bank? It would be lovely."

Jerk.

"Mom, I love you. You're not a jerk."

No pop.

"Dad, Mom said no. She said I can't have pop. So Dad, can you get me some pop?"

Talkin'.

"You're always just talkin'."

Quiet down.

"Mom, why are you singin'? You can quiet down and not sing."

Ice cream.

*While eating ice cream..."

Kenley: "Ohh, I feel like this." *clamps hand to forehead*
Daddy: "Oh, you probably have an ice cream headache."
Kenley: "Ohh, I got a headache. I gotta lay down in the cage."

(The cage is the baby's play yard.)