I Love You.

Me: "Kenley, I love you."
Kenley: "Yeah, you love me all the time."

App Store.

*After seeing a commercial for a Disney game...*

"I want that from the App Store. For me."

Cat hair.

Me: "What are you eating?"
Kenley: "Nothin'."
Me: "Kenley, don't lie. I can see you chewing on something. What is it?"
Kenley: "I'm eatin' cat hair."

Hungry.

"Mom, I'm hungry. I want a cold hot dog in my hand."

Loop.

Me: "Can I have a Dora fruit snack?"
Kenley: "Absolooply."

Just One.

Kenley: "Mom, do you have a baby in your belly anymore?"
Me: "No, not anymore. That baby was Adley, remember? Am I allowed to have another baby in my belly again?"
Kenley: "Yeah, but just one baby. Not two babies."
Me: "Oh, so only one baby then?"
Kenley: "Yeah. Jade is one, Ivan is two. Just one baby."

Not carin'.

*While scolding her about something...*

"I'm not carin' anymore!"