drink my dinner.

When Kenley caught Mom consuming a bottled adult beverage...

"Are you drinking your dinner from a bottle?"

peep.

"Your hair, it's smooth. Sometimes I stare at it, and then a little chick pops out. Peep! Peep! Peep! Peep! Peep!"

good day.

Daddy: "How was your day?"
Kenley: "It was good, so I need to tell you all about it right now on the phone."

woodpecker lips.

While playing with the dog and his chew toy...

"Do you think I'm tougher than woodpecker lips?! OH YEAH!"

the boss.

After being told her cousins are sleeping over...

"Grandpa says I'm the boss of the babies. I'm gonna teach them all the rules. I'm gonna take them off of chairs, I'm gonna take them off stools, I'm gonna take them off all the high things."

toilet.

"Big Uncle Larry stays on the toilet forever. And he gets off when he's done. And he reads newspapers. I do that, too."

weddin.

Kenley: "What's that ring for?
Me: "It's Dad's wedding ring. When people get married they wear wedding rings on their fingers."
Kenley: "So you said, *uses voice to imitate me* 'Hey, Sam, will you meet me at a weddin'?'"