Me: "You know, it was Daddy's birthday. Did you tell him 'Happy Birthday' lots?"
Kenley: "And give him birthday lickins?"
Me: "Yeah, go give him some birthday lickins. I bet he'd like that."
*Kenley runs up to Daddy and licks the back of his pants a couple of times*
Me: "Nooo! You don't actually lick him! A lickin' is a spanking on the butt!!"
Kenley: "Oh." *spanks Daddy's butt*