"I gotta go poop, Gwamps!"
I'm in the bathroom getting ready to wipe her butt, and she turns around and looks in the toilet:
Kenley: "I poop a man turd."
Me: "Oh, you did, hey?"
Kenley: "No, I poop a twee turd."
Me: "A tree turd? Does it look like a tree?"
(It did kinda look like a